The Cruise’s and the Beckhams = BFF’s November 29, 2008

Tom Cruise and his robot wife Katie Holmes have been seen all over New York City with their BFF’s David Beckham and his boyish wife Victoria this week.  If you think I am jealous, I totally am.  David deserves a hottie like me!

Ok seriously though, what happened to Katie’s identity?  She looks like a scared, submissive robot under the control of a Scientology nut disguised as a quasi-good looking guy who once was a decent actor.  Am I on crazy pills?

I hate Victoria’s pixie cut and her ratty fur has got to go. I forgive her though because she is usually so fashionably fantastic.

David Beckham and Marc Anthony? November 8, 2008

I was aware that the Beckhams and the Lopez/Anthony’s were friends but I had no idea that David hung out with Marc! This is not an exclamation of excitement. While I like Marc’s music and can respect him as a performer, I don’t like his personality in the least. I went to a private concert he held in Miami and he was a total jerk! I was never a fan of his current wifey either. I think what they did to his ex-wife Dayanara was down right dirty. Victoria better be watching her man!

Bex and skeletor were spotted earlier this week at the Lakers vs. Clippers game.

Victoria Beckham in Vogue India! October 23, 2008

Wow Victoria!  Her hair is long again and she looks fabulous in a traditional Sari which are usually worn by Indian brides.

The November 2008 issue of Vogue India features her royal poshness on the cover complete with a jeweled Bindi/Tikka.

She tells the mag she has always been realistic about her looks. She says: “I’m no supermodel – I just try to make the the best of what I’ve got.”

Viva los Beckhams! September 27, 2008

David Beckham and his wife Victoria celebrated the launch of their signature fragrance collection at Macy’s in New York City yesterday. I am trying to work out how the hell Victoria was able to walk in those dominatrix-esque boots! Those were $4,000 thigh high PVC boots!

Sex gawd David seems to have liked them very much, he couldn’t keep his hands off his wifes almost non-existing azz! Lucky bitch!

David Beckham wants to boost his libido! September 2, 2008

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Gorgeous soccer gawd David Beckham seeks the help of crystals to bring the right energy around him. He has been spotted recently wearing the Health, Prosperity, and Performance necklaces around his wrist made by Energy Muse. They are said to give the wearer better sex, health and work success.

A friend said: “David is a happy guy. The gems were bought as a bit of fun, but David and Victoria have certainly been smiling more recently.

“They have always had a strong sex life but are willing to try anything to keep things fresh.”

A spokesman for Energy Muse said: “We couldn’t be more delighted. The line has been popular with stars from Britney Spears to Courtney Love, but since David has been spotted with them, sales have shot up.”

Check out their website, their jewelry is really nice!

David and Victoria Beckham-Signature August 30, 2008

Sexy soccer gawd David Beckham and his poshy wife Victoria have a new fragrance out, “Signature.”

Signature for Her is a fruity-floral fragrance developed and created in cooperation of the Beckhams with perfumer Sylvie Fischer of Takasago. It opens with notes of annis and candy apple, the heart encompasses orchid, heliotrope and vanilla, while the base notes contain patchouli, amber and musk.

Victoria Beckham in the Red! August 6, 2008

The word on the streets is that Poshy Spice is a descendant of a buddy of Karl Marx!  So that makes her a Communist by relation! Her great-great-great-grandad Carl Pfaender was a German revolutionary and close associate of Marx.  Marx is known as the father of Communism.

The historian was shocked to unearth the link with Posh — worth £125million. He contacted her mom Jacqueline, who confirmed his findings.  A spokesman for Posh, 34, said: “We’ve been aware of this for a while.”

Major Hotness at the ESPY red carpet! July 16, 2008

The annual ESPY Awards take place in LA to honor the coolest & best star athletes and memorable moments from the past year. This years host is Justin Timberlake. The show will air July 20th on ESPN.

Here are some of the hottest stars on the red carpet:

Kendra Wilkinson from The Girls Next Door (my fave look!)

Clipz from around the web! July 15, 2008

Posh is ordinary! –> Bricks & Stones

Miley Cyrus wants Sex! –> E Online

What does Chris Martin wake up to? –> Gawker

Adriana Lima is in love! –> Flawed Hollywood

Project Runway fans are going to get mad! –> People

I don’t care that Beckham has OCD June 25, 2008

Do you?