Paris Hilton and Benji Madden Split November 19, 2008

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have broken up.  Woopty Doo!!  She also was caught messing around with her ex Stavros Niarchos while she was in Miami for the Victoria’s Secret party this past weekend.

All this news being confirmed by one of Paris’s potential “BFF’s.”

“Paris and Benji have split,” Vanessa Fontana tells Life & Style of their nine-month relationship. “I love Paris, and I just want her to be happy. I think that they’ll be better as friends.”

Her publicist was forced to issue a statement, Paris and Benji “remain very good friends.”

Please, the only reason she hooked up with him was because Nicole had a baby with Benji’s twin brother.  I won’t be surprised if by tomorrow she is engaged and moved on from at least 4 more relationships.

It’s tough being Paris Hilton November 4, 2008

Paris Hilton was on “The Late Show with David Letterman” last night to promote her new movie “Repo the Genetic Opera” and to say “That’s Hot” repeatedly.  Letterman is mostly making fun of her and she is just so oblivious!

They chat about her bff show going to London, Benji Madden, the huge rock on her finger, and the elections!

Is this what “hot” looks like? October 23, 2008

Here are two classy dames. Paris Hilton and Katie Price were partying together in London last night. I am trying to work out who looks worse? Jordan looks like she has spiders clawing out of her eyes and Paris looks like she is ready for her close-up for “One Night in Paris” Part Deux!

Am I wrong?

Prince William parties with Christina Aguilera and Paris Hilton! October 16, 2008

Kate Middleton must be pissed! I would be. These recently released pictures by “The London Mirror,”
show Prince William working the rounds last night in the VIP room at Whisky Mist in London’s Mayfair with Christina Aguilera and Paris Hilton!

Not so much because of Christina, she was there with her hubby Jordan Bratman, but because of Paris!  Yeah, I’m sure she’d give up everything to be Queen!  Apparently, they usherd Paris to Christina’s table but she was not having it.  So the charming Prince had Paris moved over to his table.  How chivalrous!

Paris tried her flirty best to get Prince William to notice her.  She applied some lip gloss and asked, “Does this look OK?”

After the Prince left, he made sure Paris made it out safely.   Where was Benji during all this?

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Paris Hilton on David Letterman September 26, 2008

Paris Hilton is working hard to promote her new MTV Reality TV show entitled, “My New Bff.” She also talks about what she was up to this summer, her new show, Nicole Richie, jail, and getting paid for club appearances!

Paris Hilton vs. Joy Behar September 25, 2008

Paris Hilton was a guest on “The View” today to promote her latest reality flick for MTV, “My new BFF.” Apparently her and Joy Behar had some words!

The show played the video of Hilton spoofing John McCain and things went downhill after that. Behar said, “Too bad you can’t vote … because you were in the slammer. My friend was in the slammer and couldn’t vote.”

Looking shocked, Hilton shot back, “I can vote.”

“Oh, it was just a misdemeanor?” Behar asked.

“Yes, I drove with a suspended license,” said Hilton.

I can’t wait to see the video, I bet things got really awkward after that comment.  Paris hates talking about her visit to the slammer!

Paris Hilton gets dissed! July 18, 2008

Don’t let the fake lovey dovey affair between Paris Hilton and Benji Madden fool you! She is still up to the same ol’ Paris trix. Her relationship actually lasted quite long in comparison with her other “relationships”.

Paris was spotted at celebrity hotspot Villa recently, so was hunky Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Reports have been all over the web that his relationship with alleged nympho Nereida Gallardo is over.

So Paris goes in for the hit……but nothing happens! He totally ignores her advances as well as those from all the other women sweatin’ him in the room and just kicks it with his mates leaving all of these girlies heartbroken.

A source said: “Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table. At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him.

“But Ronaldo clearly wasn’t interested in Paris. He turned his back on her.”

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Clipz from around the web! June 27, 2008

With so many great blogs out there you can’t be expected to find them all yourself! Here is the best of whats going on in cyberspace:

Mini Me is suing! –> Dlisted
Gossip Girls get shot on the beach –> Flawed Hollywood
J.Ho is getting sued for $5 million big ones! –> Faded Youth Blog
Are Madge and Guy finally getting divorced? –> Just Jared
Bill Murray is a loser! –> Evil Beet Gossip
Amy Winehouse has nothing to live for –> Celebrity Mound
I hate New York –> People
Paris Hilton gives?–> Socialite Life

How does Paris Hilton feel about her grandfather? May 21, 2008

Morning Updates May 8, 2008

Minne Driver hints at baby daddy People
A welfare fund was set up for Pete Doherty? DListed
Misha talks about her cellulite JustJared
Sir Paul McCartney plans to give his cd out free in the newspaper ICYDK
Kim Kardashian is getting cellulite laser treatment Drunken Stepfather
Paris wants to be a mom SEriously OMG
Angelina Jolie “Drug Video” for sale Blogger Bites Back
Ellen Page will play Jane Eyre Young Hollywood