Matt Damon has been in town promoting the Obama/Biden ticket. I found out he was up the road from my house on Saturay and I was so pissed! He was also on South Beach campaigning alongside Alica Silverstone and at the University of Miami campus in Coral Gables.
Sarah Silverman visited the ladies on “The View” this morning. I love how Barbara Walters does not mess around and she gets straight to asking Jimmy Kimmel questions! So are they back together?
I couldn’t believe it when Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel broke up! They never said what happened but tonight when Sarah Silverman won an Emmy for her video she made for Jimmy entitled, “I’m fucking Matt Damon”, she dedicated her award to him and said, “Thanks to the person for whom this whole video was made: Jimmy Kimmel, who broke my heart – oh, who’ll always have a place in my heart.”
Personally I’m still hoping that these two can kiss and make up! Then again, what on Earth did Jimmy do to her?!
The Damon family announced the birth of their second child, a baby girl named Gia Zavala. Baby Gia was born 10 minutes from my house at Memorial Hospital in Hollywood, Florida.
“Everyone’s doing great,” Damon’s rep, Jennifer Allen, told People magazine.
“She is a healthy baby girl.”
Excuse me while I go back to being EXTREMELY jealous!
It sux to be A-Rod! –> Gawker
No more Ocean’s movies! –> Flawed Hollywood
Breaking up make’s Anne Hathaway look better! –> Gravy & Biscuits
Miley Cyrus hangs 10! –> Bitten & Bound
Who’s hotter “The Rock” or Vin Diesel –> TMZ
Nicole Kidman heads out already? –> People
Amy Winehouse can’t even control her bodily functions! –> Best Week Ever
Penelope Cruz has a new clothing line! –> Guanabee
Sienna Miller is a total home wrecker! –> Hollywood Grind
2 hotties gamble for a cause –> Socialite’s Life
Paula’s sloppy seconds to be the next “Bachelor” –> Pop Crunch
ScarJo belives in monogomy? –> Female First
Vanessa Hudgens on TRL –> Just Jared
Megan Fox dumps fiance –> Hollywood Tuna
Sexy LL Cool J in Fitness Mag –> YBF
Jessica Simpson ready to be an aunt! –> Flawed Hollywood
Pregnant dude/dudette gives birth –> Faded Youth Blog
Don’t be sad, do the Carlton Dance! –> Best Week Ever
Donna Martin is out and Brenda is coming back! –> Watch with Kristin
Liz Hurley wraps her thighs around Elton John –> Naked Culture
Once upon a time, there a girl named Luciana. She was a bartender at a popular club in South Beach. She makes a drink for one of the biggest stars in the world, Matt Damon. They fall in love, get married, have babies and they live happily ever after. (Girl…please tell me what you put in his drink!)
Yeah I’m totally bitter. After all those South Beach nights all I managed to get was wasted.
(Photo Credit: Isa)
