DMX busted! December 9, 2008

A warrant for DMX was issued yesterday by the Maricopa Country Sherrif’s Office after he ditched a hearing last Friday in Arizona in an animal-cruelty case.  Now I knew that he had been seen in Miami very recently and with that $5,000 reward money for any tips I started digging.

But someone beat me to the punch.  Guess where he was found?  Chillin’ at Scott Storch’s house in Palm Island!  Yeah you guys KNOW that Scott needed the money and ratted him out.

“He was arrested in Palm Island in Miami Beach at a private residence there,” FBI spokeswoman Judy Orihuela confirmed to E! News.

“It’s not a federal case, and it’s highly unusual for someone charged with a third-degree felony to have the FBI execute the warrant,” Cohen told E! News. “I think [Maricopa deputies] probably didn’t trust the local authorities to get the job done.”

I hope this maniac gets put behind bars and stays there for along time.  Lock him up with O.J!

Why so serious? December 8, 2008

Train wreck Pamela Anderson was in Miami this weekend.  She hosted a party to celebrate her upcoming cover in “Ocean Drive” magazine on Saturday.

I do not understand why she chose to go dressed up as The Joker?  Can someone please explain this get-up to me?

Pam Anderson arrives in MIA December 6, 2008

Pamela Anderson, the new face of Vivienne Westwood’s Spring/Summer line, was spotted arriving at Miami International Airport today.  Makes me wonder if Vivienne has seen Pammy’s style?  Her shirt says, “Danger inside this T-Shirt.”

I can see where she must have thought, let me knab that Pam Anderson before De La Renta steals her away!

Sharkira attends Art Basel

Colombian beauty Shakira is the latest celebrity to be spotted here in Miami last night for the Art Basel festival. Here she is seen checking out an exhibit by Evan Perry.

Art Basel takes place every year and is the most important art show in the United States. It combines an international selection of top galleries with an exciting program of special exhibitions, parties and crossover events featuring music, film, architecture and design.

Angels in South Beach! November 13, 2008

Good thing I’ve decided to stay home.  God help any woman walking down the streets of Miami Beach while these gorgeous Victoria Secret models are out promoting!  You know what I hate the most about these chix?

They genuinely look like they are great group of women!  Like anyone could go up to them and they would just be really sweet.  So not only are they drop dead gorgeous, smart, caring women but is it possible that they may also be nice?

Bitches….

Alessandra Ambrosio just had a baby?

The statement above is correct folks. Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth on August 24, 2008 to a daughter named Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur. Yes folks, it’s only been like two months since the Brazilian supermodel had her baby and she is already in sexy bathing suits!

She was spotted yesterday on one of our sexy Miami beaches. She must be here for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. All the hotties with the bodies are here at the moment. I bet she is probably going to pull a Heidi Klum and walk out in some tiny bra and panties with no sign of her recent birth.

Yeah I’m jealous!

Miranda Kerr does Ocean Drive November 12, 2008

Should I show off the total jealousy I have Miranda Kerr?  Not only is the Aussie Supermodel drop dead gorgeous but she is rumored to be engaged to one of my dream men, Orlando Bloom!

She is featured in Miami’s “Ocean Drive” magazine November 2008 edition.  I was shocked to find out that the new Victoria Secret’s fashion show is going to be held here in Miami!

“I’m really excited the show is in Miami; the Fontainebleau is such an iconic venue,” Kerr says. “And a show like this is so extravagant, easily the most theatrical thing we do.”

I wonder if her honey Orlando will be attending with her??!!  Time to get on my stalker shoes!

Jenny McCarthy rox Miami! September 29, 2008

Actress/Autism Activist Jenny McCarthy was in Miami this weekend for the FAO Schwarz boutique at Macy’s in Dadeland Mall.  What is going on here lately?  So many stars keep coming down to Aventura Mall and Dadeland Mall!

She claims to love Miami and she wants to come here to retire with her funnyman boyfriend, Jim Carrey!

”Jim and I have actually been looking at property there [South Beach] a few times,” she says. “You can be damn sure that when we’re ready to retire in about 10 years, we’ll be in Miami.”

Do you know how many people I know that would die if they met Jim Carrey?  We will be happy to have them in town.  She also makes an interesting comparison between Los Angeles and Miami.

`People in L.A. have sexy clothes, but it’s nowhere near as much as Miami. You can definitely shake some s— up. It’s fun, fun shopping. . .I love to just walk around, watching everyone half-naked.”

Let me just say, I was born and raised here, she speaks the truth!

Eva Mendes rox Miami! September 20, 2008

Yes the gorgeous, fabulous, ultra chic Eva Mendes graced us Miami folks with her beautiful presence!  ha ha Can you tell I’m a fan?  Eva is in town to promote her new fashion bedding line named, “Vida.”  Her biggest fan was in attendance with her, her cuban abuelita! (grandmother)

Here are some shotz of her at Dadeland Mall:

Nigel Barker: Big Guy Big Heart September 18, 2008

Gorgeous fashion guru Nigel Barker attended the screening of “Battle in Seattle” last night with his very pregnant wife Cristen Chen.  The couple announced on June 21st that they were being blessed with a sibling for their son Jack.  If you haven’t heard, it’s going to be a girl!

This guy is not only gorgeous but he also has a big heart!  Barker is currently here in Miami for the “Children’s Trust Miami Heart Gallery,” a program which Barker used his photographic skills to help children in need.

He helped to photograph foster children from the area who are in desperate need of adoption.  This program focuses on increasing awareness of the more than 500 foster care children in Miami-Dade who are in need of permanent homes.  Every child deserves a home.  If you look at the smiles on these childrens faces you will realize all the happiness and love they deserve!

The exhibit will be on display at the Miami International Airport until October 22nd.  For more information about the Children’s Trust Miami Heart Gallery please click here!